The World's Most Advanced Shoe-Based Data Transfer Protocol
Introducing SecureSneakerā¢ - The revolutionary data transfer methodology that combines ancient wisdom (walking) with cutting-edge security. When everything else fails, trust your feet!
Air-Gap Protection
Our patented technology (walking) ensures complete air-gap security between systems. No network cables = no network vulnerabilities!
Quantum-Proof Encryption
Even quantum computers can't hack what isn't connected to the internet. Physical separation: the ultimate encryption.
High-Performance Footwear
Our certified SecureSneakerā¢ agents are equipped with premium running shoes for maximum data transfer speeds up to 8 mph!
Ready to Secure Your Data the Old-School Way?
Join thousands of security-conscious organizations that have returned to the golden age of physical data transfer.
Get Your Sneakers ReadyWhat Our Clients Say
"After our company's third ransomware attack, we switched all critical data transfers to SecureSneakerā¢. Haven't been hacked since! Though our IT guy has lost 15 pounds from all the walking."
"The NSA, hackers, and my nosy neighbor Carl can't intercept what's in my pocket! SecureSneakerā¢ has revolutionized our approach to sensitive data. Plus, I'm getting my daily steps in!"
"We've calculated that it would take approximately 17.3 million sneaker-wearing employees to achieve the same bandwidth as our fiber connection. We're hiring!"
How It Works
- Step 1: Save your data to a physical storage device (USB drive, external hard drive, or if you're really old-school, a floppy disk).
- Step 2: Put on your certified SecureSneakerā¢ shoes (regular sneakers also acceptable).
- Step 3: Walk, jog, or sprint to the destination computer.
- Step 4: Transfer your data. Marvel at the complete absence of man-in-the-middle attacks.
- Step 5: Repeat as necessary. Consider investing in comfortable insoles for large data transfers.